teacher: wheres your homework
me: *swings a really big sword*
teacher: holy shit
"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."
asks are rebloggable? whats next… rebloggable selfies??
selfies are rebloggable…
obviously not because then id get notes haha nice try though
me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again
The saddest thing in the world is when someone flinches when you move fast like no I wasn’t going to hurt you friend