faq hotlines buddies me ask

shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

(Source: tenzoku, via fuckyeahhdinosaurs)

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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breakfastburritoe:

lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins:

breakfastburritoe:

asks are rebloggable? whats next… rebloggable selfies??

selfies are rebloggable…

obviously not because then id get notes haha nice try though

(via savannahunderthestars)

why do we always say life is short when it’s the longest thing we’ll ever experience?
It is better, I think, to grab at the stars than to sit flustered because you know you cannot reach them.

carolxne:

me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again

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halloween-game-strong:

The saddest thing in the world is when someone flinches when you move fast like no I wasn’t going to hurt you friend

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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